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Happy 100th Birthday HMV

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   GENUINE THINGS PEOPLE HAVE ASKED FOR HAVE YOU GOT? •    No mule you fool – Elkie Brookes – No more the Fool •    Buddy Holly sings the Beatles •    Andy Roo – Andre Rieu •    The Arctic Gorillaz •    The Edison Lighthouse Family •    Barclay James Harvester •    The one sung by the pretty blonde and the guy who jumps about •    The Loneliest Monk – Thelonious Monk •    Coldplay – Parrott Eyes •    My son asked me to pick up the new Limp Wristed CD.   The managerat the Brighton branch of HMV he always encouraged the staff to think for themselves and to put into action anything they thought that would help increase sales.   One busy afternoon he noticed that the Van Morrison section was empty.   Thinking somebody had stolen the whole section he checked with the security staff and quizzed them if they had seen anything.   Nobody had so he started asking the staff.    One young female assistant when asked replied “Don’t worry  they haven’t been nicked I just thought he would sell